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JAYFACE
15 August 2007 @ 22:53
welp I'm bored, and whatsherface is being a lameoid and not updating. so i'm doing this, which i stole from someone. kewl, eh?

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JAYFACE
15 August 2007 @ 22:05
LIEKWOAH. i'm a workin d00d now. this job thing ain't so bad. pays well enough. not that i'll be getting a paycheck for like another... 2 weeks. bah. it's not like a trendy gay bar... it's an old gay people bar, where everyone is fat or ugly or ancient. i don't think these people have even heard of prada. what a bleeding shame.

effin jahosefet. i'm weary. and sick of being hit on by mouldy old dudes. eww.
 
 
JAYFACE
08 August 2007 @ 22:29
i got the job at mickey's room.

O_____________O

DUWHAAAA?


*laughs ass off*
 
 
JAYFACE
27 July 2007 @ 19:23
i joined some comms yo. it is about freaking time. perhaps one day soon i will take to writing my own (sure to be lame) fanfic. yes. that sounds like a PLAN.

i'm posting like two days in a row. that makes me a LOOOOOSERRRR. it's only cos i'm bored and sammy is gone. he has a job. i feel quite mopish.

i stole some more userpicz from dani. actually i stole all my userpics from dani. she is just awesometastic like that. all userpics by sani. CODE CHECK AND ALL IS GREEEEN.
 
 
JAYFACE
26 July 2007 @ 18:12
i'm jealous of daniface. i want a cool job where i get paid monster loads and have to wear hospital clothes which make me look professional and cool. JE SUIS JALOUUUUUU O_O

i am jobhunting, tho. shame is nowhere in the vicinity is hiring at the mo - at least, not hiring 18-year-old, completely inexperienced gay boys. a gay bar on red block is hiring for bartenders, i applied even though I am extremely unqualified :P it's called "Mickey's Room". mickey is ass-ugly.

i must confess i am a tiny bit drunk at this moment. and by "a tiny bit", i mean, "extremely".
 
 
 
JAYFACE
19 July 2007 @ 11:34
sam is baaaack, we're going to go have sex now~~ :D

i'm really excited. i need sex to live.
 
 
JAYFACE
16 July 2007 @ 15:21
fuckin whaaaat i'm a loser. i need to get a job and like be productive and shite. instead of sitting in front of the computer all night reading porn. if i had a choice i'd surely pick the porn tho...

booooooooollucks.

my blasted sister is being a righteous bitch lately. she's all hung up about stupid (but oh-so-sexy) bastien and going to stupid france in 2 weeks and her firm won't give her the holiday time or something... it's making her unbearable to live with, honestly. and to think she's not leaving for good til next april... baaah.

check it out, a real, like, journal post. that's actuallya bout me. hot dang.
 
 
JAYFACE
03 July 2007 @ 20:30
BOREDOM THY NAME IS DUBLIN. um. my boyfriend is out of town, bleeding bastard. maybe I'll try writing a fic sometime. i have the personal experience eh? i'm so bollucks at writing, tho. christ i need a job >.<


gonna go watch Pretty Woman now.


i seriously need to update some of my icons XD DANIFACE MAKE ME SOME GRAPHICS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
 
 
JAYFACE
25 June 2007 @ 14:25
i guess i just decided i'm goig to become active on LJ.

HOSHIT NO.

let's see where this impromptu little venture takes me.

I'm a dude, i'll be 18 in 2 days, i like it up the ass, and my name is johnny. plz 2 b takin over ur site :O
 
 
JAYFACE
22 November 2006 @ 21:38
this is for katzi:



you are cool. you are beautiful. you are a wonderful, wonderful person. I'm not just saying this cos I'm sick of reading your self-pity rants. I'm saying it because it's true, god damnit.


I would marry you if I could. you need someone to sit beside you and smack some sense into you every now and then. how can someone as funny and intellegent as you hate themselves so much? If I were as fucking cool as you are, I would love myself forever. I would marry myself. you need to realise that people don't think of you the way you think of yourself. REALISE IT, DAMMIT.


just, try to believe in yourself a little more, honey. just do it for me. try and act like you've got a bit of self-respect and pride. you know... I bet it makes you feel a lot better.



~johnny